May 24 "Anyone who says nothing's impossible has never tried to staple water to a tree..." -Noah with his BFF Tequila Edit Delete Tags Autopost
May 23 Translation: Delete some of the dirty pics of your iPhone your dirty whore. Edit Delete Tags Autopost
May 23 Guess who got stuck in the "Hearing Impaired" theatre? Edit Delete Tags Autopost Taken at Regal Northampton Cinema 14
May 20 "That's what you get when you have a kid with a low-life!" "Are you talking with my wife?" Edit Delete Tags Autopost
May 19 "Alright you, who got pregnant off pre-ejaculation in a Roy Roger's parking lot..." Edit Delete Tags Autopost
May 13 So for those who know... May 12th was one year. I consider myself blessed to have the friends I do. *mwah* Edit Delete Tags Autopost
